HOLD UP YOUR GOBLET OF ROCK

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ALIEN LASERS TO YOUR FACE

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You are no Schwarzenegger my friend.

THAT TOILET IS GROSS

Bathroommates featuring Martin Starr - watch more funny videos

THE FUTURE

SELLECK WATERFALL SANDWiCH

If you are going to do one thing in life it arguably could be visiting the blog Selleck Waterfall Sandwich . This blog delivers exactly what it says it will with tremendous artistry and passion. I worked on my own little homage to the the concept as a tribute. However, I hardly do the medium any justice. Take some time for yourself today and get lost in a land of enchantment, wonder and mustaches.

RAMBO 2 STYLE

Don't think I forgot about you Wednesday! I still hate your stinking guts. Today I started thinking about how great it would be if you were getting tortured like Stallone in Rambo: First Blood Part 2. You know, the part where they keep dipping Rambo into some type of poo pool with diarrhea leeches in it. In and out of the pool all day long. That's my dream Wednesday. Next week I will set you up on the metal bedspring and pump 10000 volts into you. I hope everyone elses day is great.

Fun Fact:
"Rambo: First Blood Part II" (1985)
Total Body Count: 69
Kill Count Per Minute: 0.72
Torture Scenes: 5
Time of First Death In Film: 33min 34sec
Good Guys Killed: 1
Bad Guys Killed By Rambo: 58
Bad Guys Killed By Supporting Characters: 10

D SQUARED: ORIGINAL GANGSTER

I am no longer surprised that D2 got into amateur porn after his stint at Bayside. It was the only logical choice that he had. When you are this baller there is no where to go but up. The only thing that would make this picture more awesome is if they had a young AC Slater representing Go-Bots.

THIS KID HAS "IT"

Mini Daddy - watch more funny videos

Many thanks to the wonderful Andy McDev for sending me this amazing video. My Spanish is a bit rusty but I think this kid is rapping about world peace or cheetos.